this summer i will:
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
“We’ve grown closer every day. I’m quite fond of her, actually, it has to be said.” -MATT
“Matt has a massive crush on me. And I keep batting him off, I keep saying ‘Matt please just leave me alone’ because, you know, it gets a bit much sometimes actually.” -KAREN
you’re not a real fan of god unless you read the original bible when it first came out
“you’re beautiful” says the swag blogger to 5 different girls on the Internet. Knowing what he has done is truly good and chivalrous, adjusts his snapback, ties up his Jordans, and decides to go post more photos stolen from tumblr on facebook to get likes from his 1000 friends.