true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
“Eat the orange end of the Puking Pastilles, you throw up. The moment you’ve been rushed out of lesson for the hospital wing, you swallow the purple half which restores you to full fitness,enabling you to pursue the leisure activity of your own choice during an hour that would otherwise have been devoted to unprofitable boredom.”
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules